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Old 07-23-2008, 09:05 PM
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So can I have it back?

Mechanic: No. It might be broken.

So... why are you calling it a success?

Mechanic: Because it worked!

So... if it works, why can't I have it back?

Mechanic: We have to make sure.

So... you're unsure.

Mechanic: No. It works.

So... if you are sure, let me have it back.

Mechanic: No.
Is there someone else I can talk to about my car?

Mechanic: I'll be giving my job up soon. One guy will keep my strategy, and the other wants you to have your car back.

But what if I want the guy who will give me my car?

Mechanic: It'd be surrender and defeat.

So... wait, who's paying for this?

Mechanic: We are

So... the people who made you their manager are paying for this out of pocket?

Mechanic: Yep

So... Won't that put you out of business?

Mechanic: We call it a recession

So... you're ok with that?

Mechanic: Sir, nothing is as important as your oil change.



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