From Letterman last night
Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair. (is Kerry talking about that goofy looking hedge on the top of his head?)
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution. (
Am I missing something or is this one just utterly stupid?)
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
Wow.....those are some serious belly-rollers!!! This guy is a dud.....he doesn't even know how to talk smack very well.......
those were some great jokes Mr. Kerry..........
