09-26-2004, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
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LOL... you know, I think you're onto something.
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Originally Posted by MICcheck";p="
I think the way to solve the energy problem is to issue drivers liscenses based on mental competency. If we did that, 90% of America would be riding bikes.
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I would help make up the general knowlege questions. First they would be really easy and progress into the really hard ones, like this:
1. What color is an orange?
2. What is the capitol of the United States? (hint: it's not the letter U)
3. If you were involved in an auto accident on the state line, where would they bury the survivors?
4. What shape is a triangle?
5. What country was the Viet Nam war fought?
6. What does PRNDL stand for?
7. True or False; When the owner's manual says to rotate the tires, rolling the vehicle forward doesn't count.
8. When a stoplight turns yellow, what should you do? a) take caution b) slow down c) hurry up before the light turns red for pete's sake! d) stop
e) none of the above
9. When a police officer pulls you over and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" the proper response is:
a) No, do you? b) I'm sorry ossifer I just took this cold medication and I'm just a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit woosey c) I'm surprised you even made it out of the patrol car there sparky d) Wanna sip of my beer? e) none of the above
10. You see a sign that says 55 M.P.H., what do you do? a) slam on the brakes to get it down from 110 b) M.P.H., doesn't that stand for More People Hurt? c) M.P.H. is a Finnish word that means it's optional d) 55 is for woosies, unless there's a cop around e) none of the above
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"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
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