Originally Posted by redneck";p=&quot

Let's put this in tandem with the "prisoner power".

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is
dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I
propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will
hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat
array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with
Chicago.