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This is all something a friend of mine sent. All questionable things from the bible.

"did so, walking naked and barefoot.

EXHIBITIONISM (part 2) - Isaiah 20:3
And the LORD said, "Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot
three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia."

CLOTHING (part 1) - Deuteronomy 22:11-12
Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together. Make tassels on the four
corners of the cloak you wear.

CLOTHING (part 2) - Leviticus 19:19
Do not wear material woven of two kinds of material.

CLOTHING (part 3) - Deuteronomy 22:5
A woman must not dress like a man. Neither shall a man wear women's clothing.

CLOTHING (part 4) - 1 Timothy 2:9
"I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with
braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, ..."

HOW TO TREAT NONBELIEVERS - 2 John 1 10-11
If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into
your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is
partaker of his evil deeds.

SLAM DANCING - 2 Samuel 6:14
And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a
linen ephod.

HAIRCUTS - Leviticus 19:27
Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your
beard.

FARMING - Leviticus 19:19
Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.

FOOD (part 1) (FISH) - Leviticus 11:10 (God doesn't like whales or dolphins. No
eating lobster, shrimp, clams or calamari!)
But anything in the seas or rivers that does not have fins and scales, regard as
an abomination. Do not eat their meat and regard their carcasses as an
abomination.

FOOD (part 2) (FISH) - Deuteronomy 14:9-10
These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales
shall ye eat: And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is
unclean unto you.

FOOD (part 3) (BIRDS) - Leviticus 11:13-19 (God doesn't like our national
emblem, and bats are birds!)
Of the birds, regard the following as an abomination and do not eat them: the
eagle, the osprey, the kite, the falcon, the raven, the horned owl, the
nighthawk, the sea gull, hawks of all kinds, the little owl, the cormorant, the
white owl, the desert owl, the carrion vulture, the stork, the heron, the
hoopoe, and the bat.

FOOD (part 4) (CRAWLING THINGS) - Leviticus 11:29 (No escargot.)
Of the crawling things that crawl on the earth, regard the following as unclean:
the weasel, the rat, the torioise, the ferret, the crocodile, the lizard, the
snail, and the mole.

FOOD (part 5) (INSECTS) - Leviticus 11:21-22
There are, however, some winged insects you may eat: those that have jointed
legs for hopping on the ground. You may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket
or grasshopper.

FOOD (part 6) (BLOOD) - Leviticus 7:27
If anyone eats blood, that person must be executed.

FOOD (part 7) (YOUNG GOATS) - Exodus 23:19
You will not boil a kid in its mother's milk.

GOD AND GIVING - Leviticus 27:30
A tithe of everything from the land, whether grain from the soil or fruit from
the trees, belongs to the LORD;

GOD AND CHRISTMAS TREES - Jeremiah 10:2-8
Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at
the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of
the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the
hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they
fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.... They are altogether
brutish and foolish.

PORNOGRAPHY - Ezekiel 23:21
...and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of
donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.

ENJOY DRINKING AND EATING - Ecclesiastes 9:7
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for
God now accepteth thy works.

ONE YEAR GESTATION - 2 Kings 4:17
But the woman became pregnant, and the next year about that same time she gave
birth to a son, just as Elisha had told her.

GOD'S IMPOTENCE - Judges 1:19
The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country,
but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron
chariots.

GOD AND INDEPENDENT THOUGHT - Deuteronomy 29:19-20
If anyone should think to himself, "I will do well enough if I follow the
dictates of my heart," Yahweh will not pardon him. His wrath shall burn against
him. And all the curses written in the book will come upon him.

GOD AND PESTILENCE - 1 Chronicles 21:9-14
So Yahweh sent a pestilence on Israel; and there fell of Israel seventy thousand
men.

GOD KILLED ALMOST EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING - Genesis 7:20-23
The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than twenty feet.
Every living thing that moved on the earth perished-birds, livestock, wild
animals, all the creatures that swarm over the earth, and all mankind.
Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. Every
living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; men and animals and the
creatures that move along the ground and the birds of the air were wiped from
the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.

CHILD ABUSE - GOD KILLS (part 1) - Genesis 38:7
But Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the LORD's sight; so the LORD put him
to death.

CHILD ABUSE (part 2) - Proverbs 13:24 (NAB)
He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him takes care to chastise
him.

CHILD ABUSE (part 3) - Proverbs 19:18-19 (NAB)
"Chastise your son, for in this there is hope, but do not desire his death. The
man of violent temper pays the penalty; even if you rescue him, you will have to
do it again."

CHILD ABUSE (part 4) - Proverbs 22:15
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall
drive it far from him.

CHILD ABUSE (part 5) - Proverbs 23:13
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he
shall not die.

CHILD ABUSE (part 6) - Proverbs 29:15
The rod of correction imparts wisdom, but a child left to himself disgraces his
mother.

CHILD ABUSE (part 7) - Deuteronomy 21:18-21
If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and
mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and
mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of the
town. They shall say to the elders, 'This son of ours is stubborn and
rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard.' Then all
the men of his town shall stone him to death...

CHILD ABUSE (part - 2 Kings 2:23-24
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some
youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they
said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down
a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods
and mauled forty-two of the youths.

CHILD ABUSE (part 9) - Leviticus 20:9
For everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death.
He has cursed his father or his mother. His blood shall be upon him.

CHILD ABUSE (part 10) - GOD AND ATTACKING ONE'S PARENTS - Exodus 21:15
"Anyone who attacks his father or his mother must be put to death."

CHILD ABUSE (part 11) - GOD AND CURSING ONE'S PARENTS - Exodus 21:17
"Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death."

CHILD ABUSE (part 12) - PUNISH CHILDREN FOR THE SINS OF THEIR GRANDFATHERS &
GREAT GRANDFATHERS - Exodus 20:5
"for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin
of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me"

CHILD ABUSE (part 13) - PUNISH CHILDREN FOR THE SINS OF THEIR GRANDFATHERS &
GREAT GRANDFATHERS - Exodus 34:6-7
The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding
in love and faithfulness, maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving
wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he
punishes the children and their children for the sin of the fathers to the third
and fourth generation.

CHILD ABUSE (part 14) - GOD WILL KILL THE CHILDREN OF SINNERS - Leviticus
26:21-22 (NLT)
"If even then you remain hostile toward me and refuse to obey, I will inflict
you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that
will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle
and your roads will be deserted."

CHILD ABUSE (part 15) - KILL SONS FOR THE SINS OF THEIR FATHERS - Isaiah 14:21
Prepare a place to slaughter his sons for the sins of their forefathers; they
are not to rise to inherit the land and cover the earth with their cities.

GOD AND SEX WITH ANIMALS - Exodus 22:19
"Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death."

GOD AND COMPLAINING - Numbers 11:1
Now when the people complained, it displeased the Lord; for the Lord heard it,
and His anger was aroused. So the fire of the Lord burned among them, and
consumed some in the outskirts of the camp.

GOD AND SUBSTITUTIVE SACRIFICE (part 1) - Genesis 22:2
Then God said, "Take your son, your only son, Isaac, whom you love, and go to
the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on one of the
mountains I will tell you about."

GOD AND SUBSTITUTIVE SACRIFICE (part 2) - Leviticus 5:5-10
"And it shall be, when he is guilty in any of these matters, that he shall
confess that he has sinned in that thing; and he shall bring his trespass
offering to the LORD for his sin which he has committed, a female from the
flock, a lamb or a kid of the goats as a sin offering. So the priest shall make
atonement for him concerning his sin.
"If he is not able to bring a lamb, then he shall bring to the LORD, for his
trespass which he has committed, two turtledoves or two young pigeons: one as a
sin offering and the other as a burnt offering. And he shall bring them to the
priest, who shall offer that which is for the sin offering first, and wring off
its head from its neck, but shall not divide it completely. Then he shall
sprinkle some of the blood of the sin offering on the side of the altar, and the
rest of the blood shall be drained out at the base of the altar. It is a sin
offering. And he shall offer the second as a burnt offering according to the
prescribed manner. So the priest shall make atonement on his behalf for his sin
which he has committed, and it shall be forgiven him."

GOD AND SUBSTITUTIVE SACRIFICE (part 3) Exodus 22:20
"Whoever sacrifices to any god other than the LORD must be destroyed."

PHAROAH AND SACRIFICES - Exodus 5:17
Pharaoh said, "Lazy, that's what you are - lazy! That is why you keep saying,
'Let us go and sacrifice to the LORD."

MENSTRUATION (part 1) - Leviticus 15:19-30 (NIV)
When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period
will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.
Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on
will be unclean. Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with
water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whoever touches anything she sits on
must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he
will be unclean till evening. If a man lies with her and her monthly flow
touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be
unclean. When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other
than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she
will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her
period. Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is
her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as
during her period. Whoever touches them will be unclean; he must wash his
clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. When she is
cleansed from her discharge, she must count off seven days, and after that she
will be ceremonially clean. On the eighth day she must take two doves or two
young pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of
Meeting. The priest is to sacrifice one for a sin offering and the other for a
burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement for her before the LORD for
the uncleanness of her discharge.

MENSTRUATION (part 2) - Leviticus 20:18
If a man lies with a woman during her sickness and uncovers her nakedness, he
has discovered her flow, and she has uncovered the flow of her blood. Both of
them shall be cut off from her people.

HEMORRHOIDS - 1 Samuel 5 (KJV)
...the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and
he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods
[hemorrhoids] in their secret parts.

VIRGINITY AND PUNISHMENT (part 1) - Exodus 22:16-17
If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her,
he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife. If her father absolutely
refuses to give her to him, he must still pay the bride-price for virgins.

VIRGINITY AND PUNISHMENT (part 2) - Deuteronomy 22:20-21
If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be
found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men
of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel
by being promiscuous while still in her father's house. You must purge the evil
from among you.

NUMBER OF PEOPLE (MEN) IN HEAVEN, SEX WITH WOMEN IS DEFILING (MALE VIRGINITY) -
Revelation 14:3-4
And they sang a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures
and the elders. No one could learn the song except the 144,000 who had been
redeemed from the earth. These are those who did not defile themselves with
women, for they kept themselves pure.

PUNISHMENT FOR THEFT - Exodus 22:2-3
If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is
not guilty of bloodshed; but if it happens after sunrise, he is guilty of
bloodshed.

DAY AND NIGHT CREATED BEFORE THE SUN - Genesis 1:3-5
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light
was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light
"day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was
morning--the first day.

PLANTS CREATED BEFORE THE SUN - Genesis 1:13
Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees
on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds."
And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to
their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds.
And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning--the
third day.

GOD FINALLY CREATED THE SUN ON THE FOURTH DAY - Genesis 1:14-19
And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day
from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years,
and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth."
And it was so. God made two great lights--the greater light to govern the day
and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them
in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the
night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. And
there was evening, and there was morning--the fourth day.

GOD(s) CREATED MAN AND WOMAN ON THE FIFTH DAY (AFTER THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS) -
Genesis 1:24-31
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds:
livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each
according to its kind." And it was so. God made the wild animals according to
their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that
move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule
over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all
the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground." So God
created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and
female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and
increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea
and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the
ground." Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the
whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours
for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and
all the creatures that move on the ground-everything that has the breath of life
in it-I give every green plant for food." And it was so. God saw all that he had
made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning--the
sixth day.

GOD CREATED MAN BEFORE THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS - Genesis 2:4-8
This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created. When
the LORD God made the earth and the heavens -- and no shrub of the field had yet
appeared on the earth and no plant of the field had yet sprung up, for the LORD
God had not sent rain on the earth and there was no man to work the ground, but
streams came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground --
the LORD God formed the man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his
nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being. Now the LORD God
had planted a garden in the east, in Eden;

GOD CREATED THE ANIMALS - Genesis 2:19
Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and
all the birds of the air.

GOD CREATED WOMAN AFTER THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS - Genesis 2:22
Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he
brought her to the man.

GOD AND CAIN REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE ON EARTH - Genesis 4:13-16
Cain said to the LORD, "My punishment is more than I can bear. Today you are
driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a
restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me." But the LORD
said to him, "Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times
over." Then the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill
him. So Cain went out from the LORD's presence and lived in the land of Nod,
east of Eden.

GOD CREATED THE RAINBOW FOR THE FIRST TIME - Genesis 9:13
“I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant
between me and the earth.”

GOD GOT TIRED - Genesis 2:2
By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the
seventh day he rested from all his work.

GOD CAN'T GET TIRED - Isaiah 40:28
The LORD is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He will
not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom.

GOD'S FLAT EARTH (part 1) - Isaiah 40:22
He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like
grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out
like a tent to live in.

GOD'S FLAT EARTH (part 2) - Revelation 7:1
After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding
back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind from blowing on the land or
on the sea or on any tree.

GOD'S FLAT EARTH (part 3) - Revelation 20:7-8
When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and
will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth--Gog and
Magog--to gather them for battle.

GOD'S FIXED EARTH (part 1) - 1 Chronicles 16:30
He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.

GOD'S FIXED EARTH (part 2) - Psalm 93:1
Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm ...

GOD'S FIXED EARTH (part 3) - Psalm 96:10
He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ...

GOD'S FIXED EARTH (part 4) - Psalm 104:5
Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.

GOD'S FIXED EARTH (part 5) - Isaiah 45:18
...who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed it fast...

GOD STOPS THE SUN SO JOSHUA CAN CONTINUE FIGHTING - Joshua 10:13
So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on
its enemies, as it is written in the Book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the
middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day.

THE BIBLE ON TRUTH (part 1) - Psalm 19:7
"The testimony of the Lord is sure, making wise the simple."

THE BIBLE ON TRUTH (part 2) - Psalm 119:130
"The unfolding of Thy words gives light; it gives understanding to the simple."

GOVERNMENT AND TAXES (part 1) - Mark 12:17
“Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's.”

GOVERNMENT AND TAXES (part 2) - Romans 13:1-7
Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no
authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have
been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is
rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring
judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but
for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in
authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. For he is God's
servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the
sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on
the wrongdoer. Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only
because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. This is also why
you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time
to governing. Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if
revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

FAITH AND WORKS (part 1) - James 2:14
What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not
works? Can faith save him?

FAITH AND WORKS (part 2) - James 2:17
Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.

FAITH AND WORKS (part 3) - Ephesians 2:8,9
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the
gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

UNBELIEVERS - Acts 3:23
"And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear the prophet,
shall be destroyed." "
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