If the border guards were three 70-year-old women each armed with a handbag, the ending won't be a strange, terrible story but a strange comedy indeed.
Originally Posted by Franticfrank
"Democracy is two wolves and a coyote voting on who to have a sheep for dinner. Liberty is a captive wolf returning to the wild. Freedom of speech is a wolf howling indiscriminately. Freedom of expression is a wolf urinating indiscriminately. Dictatorship is a lion eating a sheep first before sharing it with a wolf and a coyote. A one-party rule is a pack of wolves chasing the coyotes away from the sheep. A civil war is a snake swallowing its own tail." -- reedak