Defective Butt Floss Cripples Matron

Sparky Farkas · #1 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 04:11 PM

Look there should be a laws against a lot of what the article below, from the smokinggun.com, reports. It's disgusting. With that in mind I knew many people here would appreciate reading and discussing the subject of the following article. But first let me say this. I've never been a fan of thongs. They've just never rocked. Lace undies on a lady is to my way of thinking as close as you can get to heaven except for after the lady is no longer wearing said undergarment.

Thongs work, but only on a very few ladies. I suppose the same could be said for men, but if it's all the same to you I'd rather not think of men in thongs.

Beyond this is a 52 year old woman in a thong. Ah, no. I'm sure there are 2 or 3 women over 50 who could pull it off (the pun was just too tempting) but only a few. There are many women over 50 who are gorgeous and sensual and thongs they don't need. It's in very bad taste and should be against the law. Women over 50 wearing thongs should be forced to look at and hang out with men over 50 in thongs - think George Castanza's father.

But the most disgusting thing, and actually I did think it was against the law, is that said 52 year old woman was trying on thongs at Victoria Secret. Excuse me for a moment while I go puke.

So women go to Victoria Secret and try on thongs and then put them back in the rack for other women to try on? (*)(*)(*)(*)ing hell! Who knew?

At any rate it can be dangerous in more ways than one.

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Dinged By A G-String?

Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life."

Tuesday · #2 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 05:07 PM

Makedde · #3 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:20 PM

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Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life."

The (*)(*)(*)(*)(*) missed a few days work and she's so traumatised she has to sue? (*)(*)(*)(*)ing dumb slag. I hope she looses.

Sparky Farkas · #4 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Makedde

The (*)(*)(*)(*)(*) missed a few days work and she's so traumatised she has to sue? (*)(*)(*)(*)ing dumb slag. I hope she looses.

LOL! Can you imagine? How does one get hit in the eye with a button from a thong? I'm guessing the woman tried to put it on over her head. LOL! What's worse, who in the hell would have the nerve to complain to the store that she got hit in the eye with a thong button. I imagine that (*)(*)(*)(*) happens when you are a size 18 trying ease into a size 8. I don't even want the visual imagery.

Makedde · #5 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparky Farkas

LOL! Can you imagine? How does one get hit in the eye with a button from a thong. I'm guessing the woman tried to put it on over her head. LOL! What's worse, who in the hell would have the never to complain to the store that she got hit in the eye with a thong button. I imagine that (*)(*)(*)(*) happens when you have a size 18 trying ease into a size 8. I don't even want the visual imagery.

I can't for the life of my understand why people have to try on underwear in the first place!!!
In our stores, there's this plastic part over the underwear, and you are meant to wear you own underwear when you try it on, and the plastic is to prevent your *cough* fluids *cough vomit* from getting on it.
You have no idea how many times you take a pair of underwear off therack and find that plastic all foggy and cheesy looking...

Seriously, look at the size of underwear you already have, and go and buy the appropropriate size. It's quite easy, lol.

Sparky Farkas · #6 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Makedde

I can't for the life of my understand why people have to try on underwear in the first place!!!
In our stores, there's this plastic part over the underwear, and you are meant to wear you own underwear when you try it on, and the plastic is to prevent your *cough* fluids *cough vomit* from getting on it.
You have no idea how many times you take a pair of underwear off therack and find that plastic all foggy and cheesy looking...

Seriously, look at the size of underwear you already have, and go and buy the appropropriate size. It's quite easy, lol.

ROFLMAO! Foggy and cheesy plastics bits. LOL! This has all been a lesson for me. I never even thought about it.

I can't really say what they do here in US. I mean it'd be kinda weird me standing in Victoria's Secret looking at women's underwear. On the other hand they probably have dudes in there doing that all day.

Yeah, guys don't talk to each other about underwear so I can't say what anyone else does but I just go to the store and get me size. You always get them in a package of three. It's never opened. Ain't no guy going to buy a package of underwear that's already been opened. Once that happens I'm sure the store uses cleaning rags of something.

Makedde · #7 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparky Farkas

ROFLMAO! Foggy and cheesy plastics bits. LOL! This has all been a lesson for me. I never even thought about it.

I can't really say what they do here in US. I mean it'd be kinda weird me standing in Victoria's Secret looking at women's underwear. On the other hand they probably have dudes in there doing that all day.

Yeah, guys don't talk to each other about underwear so I can't say what anyone else does but I just go to the store and get me size. You always get them in a package of three. It's never opened. Ain't no guy going to buy a package of underwear that's already been opened. Once that happens I'm sure the store uses cleaning rags of something.

I won't look twice at something that has been opened. Next to underwear, finding a shirt to buy is hard, too, because the ones in your size are stretched beyond belief from some fatty trying to squeeze themselves into something three sizes too small.

B L Zeebub · #8 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 10:27 PM

I go commando

Makedde · #9 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub

I go commando

Complete with war paint?

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