Eh, horrible earthquake in Pakistan is viewing unfortunately not only in level of human miseries but in policy level. I shocked by new term “seismic diplomacy” in Pakistan, I herd it very often last time. The fact is that possibility of reconciliation between India and Pakistan, consolidation or weakening president Mussharraf or radical extremists’ positions are depending on form partial rescue progress. It’s too cynical. But USA is a great cynic in this catastrophe. Unfortunately that CIA thinks only about the fate of Ben Laden’s den! Americans are thinking about their own interests not people. And unfortunately it pushed me to one idea that the great earthquake in Pakistan is a result of CIA’ operation…

It's not the CIA. It's god punishing the nonbelievers for their sinful ways. Wake up, man!

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!

is something, wait until they unveil the one where they blow up the sun. Or use the moon as a missle against invading forces. That will be really cool.

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All you need to know about the energy crisis:
ANWR Exploration Republicans: 91% Supported. Democrats: 86% Opposed.
Coal-to-liquid R's: 90% YES. D's: 78% NO.
Oil Shale Exploration R's: 90% YES. D's: 86% NO.
Outer Continental Shelf Exploration R's: 81% YES. D's: 83% NO.
Increased Refinery Capacity R's: 97% YES. D's: 96% NO

SUMMARY: 91% of House Republicans have historically voted to increase the production of America’s own oil and gas. 86% of House Democrats have historically voted against.

Simon Barsinister says, "Simon says, Go earthquake!"

Meanwhile, back at stately Wayne manor, young ward Dick Grayson and Sweet Polly Purebread have become the victims of tickle feathers. "Holy earthquake machine, Batman!"

Further investigation reveals that Batman ran out of gas on his way to save the world and the FDA has removed Underdog's super energy pill from the US market due to concerns over feelings of invincibility reported by some consumers.

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Shut uuuupp.

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!