DELORES! DELORES!

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Don't worry, Raytri is right there in the valley of morality with you. I got stories, and for a small remuneration, I'll be more than happy to spill. Unless of course Raytri outbids you.

I knew there was a good reason for liking my cars so much.

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Catz: "And, the ever-sage Volvo Driver:"

http://www.innerbody.com/htm/body.html

Here is a page that should describe the anatomical parts of either genders anamony so one interested can read up on it and differentiations can be made as to the location of one's body parts....

a hymen dangling in the back of the throat.... ROFLMAO......

the swedish car is called Volvo (owned by FORD Motor Co.) and Seinfeld was answered....

As far as the rabi's foreskin wallets go, he could make a killing at any airport

Why was that the perfect gift... for him??? My guess is that was her idea. His idea of the perfect gift would have probably been a weekend with a couple of 18 year old Swedish twins, who were gymnasts in their spare time... and he wouldn't care if they were virgins or not (OK, maybe one of them).

I can see this now. It's Christmas morning and she tells him she got him a $5000 gift. He gets all silly-happy. Thinking Rolex, he says, where is it? Pointing down, she says, here! He says, you put it in there?!

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"Tweeter was a Boyscout before she went to Vietnam and found out the hard way... nobody gives a d@mn."