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Old 12-16-2005, 06:38 AM
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http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05349/622923.stm

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For her 17th wedding anniversary, Jeanette Yarborough wanted to do something special for her husband. In addition to planning a hotel getaway for the weekend, Ms. Yarborough paid a surgeon $5,000 to reattach her hymen, making her appear to be a virgin again.

"It's the ultimate gift for the man who has everything," says Ms. Yarborough, 40 years old, a medical assistant from San Antonio.
Why *anyone* -- of either gender -- would want to go through that "first time" again is beyond me.
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Default How do you "reattach" it?
Bizarre.
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I'd recommend Velcro. But I'm afraid they probably use surgical thread.
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I guess she didn't hear about the rabbi who makes wallets out of foreskins. Caress affectionately and it becomes a suitcase. How useful is that!
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Oh, for Pete's sake. Can't we discuss hymens without someone making a foreskin joke?






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Default I hope they have a beautiful anniversary.
I think it will sound something like this:

Mr. YB: ah, ooo, oh, uh...Is it...is it in yet?

Mrs. YB: I'm not sure. Try pushing it a lit- OOOOooowwwww!!! J*sus Chr*st!!

Mr. YB: Oh great! Now there's blood all over the sheets! Forget it, I'm gonna watch Frasier.

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Yep, that's about how I remember it.
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Default where's the political angle here?
..oh yeah....these people, typical bloody-minded, militaristic neo-con mindset; "once more unto the breach...once more!"
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