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Just a thought how about every month we have a vote for post of the month. It would encourage intelligent debate and could help curb the pointless posts
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*Hands Senax handkerchief.* You got a bit on you... no no... bit to the left... your other left... little more.... wait wait... nope you didn't get it... wait there stop.... 6'O'Clock..... there you go!
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Nobody with open eyes can any longer doubt that the danger to personal freedom comes chiefly from the left. - F.A. Hayek Where have all the Conservatives Gone? There is always hope, as long as one can think. The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.- Thomas Jefferson |
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Thanks JP5. Seeing as you've been here longer than I do you know how to arrange this kind of thing
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Yes, but I like space cakes better. Do you like space cakes?
Mmmmmmmmm...space cakes...space is big, like really big like really, really big and....uh what was I saying...oh yeah, no it's gone...(*)(*)(*)(*) I got distracted...heh heh distracted that's a funny word...I wonder if anyone ever gets tracted?...I'll phone the suicide hotline and ask them...
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Worker #1: Suicide hotline, How do I direct your disorder?
Caller: Huh? Worker #1: Is there something I can help you with? Are you having any problems or experiencing depression or anxiety? Caller: Uhh no, not really.... Well, yes in a way. Worker #1: What is it? Caller: Well, I was just wodering... does anyone ever get tracted? Worker #1: Excuse me? Caller: Oh don't worry man, you're excused. heh Worker #1: This is the suicide hot line. It's supposed to be an emergency crisis resolution resource. If you genuinely are in need of us, we're here. If you're trying to play some joke, not only is this not amusing, but you're tying up a valuable phone line. Caller: Chill dude, this is important! Worker #1: <unintelligible> Worker #2: Is there a problem I can help you with? Caller: Yeah maaannn, like... I was wondering if you ever heard of anyone being tracted. I didn't like that other cat. He was all Jesudrixxistic. You're cool aren't you? Worker #2: Can I refer you to a psychiatric service? They can come to your home and perform an intervention if needed. Where do you live? Caller: I live right here maaaan. Say, those dudes... can they fix a bong? Worker #2: Sure they can. Just give me your address and they'll come over and fix your gong. Caller: heheheh not gong dude... BONGGGG! Are you one of those literal Docists? Worker #2: I'm whatever you say I am. Just give us your location please so we can come help you. Caller: I lived next door to a literal Docist once. All he talked about was big Al. He was worried about the big flush or something like that. Hey man, I gotta'go now. Let me leave you with this... Never, under any circumstance should you ever get tracted. Okay? Worker #2: uh okay. Caller: 'Cuz one day you might lose it and then you'd be DIS-tracted. heheheheh get it? Bye duuuuuude!
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