Thought I'd beat the Demo's to this one.


[b]Cheney Accidentally Shoots Hunter in Texas [/b
]Sunday, February 12, 2006


WASHINGTON — Late night comedy stars are probably planning a slew of new jokes after news broke Sunday that Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a hunting buddy.

Whittington "came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself," Armstrong told The Associated Press.

"The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.

The shots "broke the skin," Armstrong said. "It knocked him silly. But he was fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184617,00.html

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"If the President simply adds a couple of Republican solutions to a trillion dollar health care package that the American people don't support, it isn't bi-partisan. It's political cover," Rep Eric Cantor (R-Va.)

Now we know the real reason why Cheney has medical personnel follow him everywhere he goes.

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The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny. ~The Boy Wonder, alter ego of Dick Grayson, young ward of millionaire Bruce Wayne.

Hey, that's a good one 12thMan!!

Here's one:

"Cheney's considering asking former Ambassador Joseph Wilson to go bird hunting with him!"

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"If the President simply adds a couple of Republican solutions to a trillion dollar health care package that the American people don't support, it isn't bi-partisan. It's political cover," Rep Eric Cantor (R-Va.)

My wife heard that they were quale hunting. I thought that she said hunting for Quale !!!!

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"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. "- Thomas Paine

I always thought Cheney was a little quick on the draw, but this ridiculous!

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I've been informed....don't blame Bush, he's "not in control"
That must make him out of control

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"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. "- Thomas Paine

Funniest thing I've heard all day. Still laughing

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I've been informed....don't blame Bush, he's "not in control"
That must make him out of control

That's what a lot of people across cyberspace think, since it's obviously more difficult to confues a full grown man with a little bird.

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anaerobe = without oxygen (by definition); people who don't know that need an education. This is a fact, and if you're insulted by facts, I can't help you. Facts don't change just so your feelings may be mollycoddled.

My Dad lost his left eye in just such a hunting accident. He was 21 years old and went hunting with his Dad and some of his Dad's friends. They were also bird hunting in Texas. My Dad got accidentally shot by his own Dad. He always said it was his own fault for not being where he told them he was going to be. Sounds much like this guy. Bottom line, in hunting like this in a group, you need to signal where you are and stay where you're supposed to be. This isn't like one bullet; it's buckshot that scatters.

So, this man is lucky he didn't get an eye put out.

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"If the President simply adds a couple of Republican solutions to a trillion dollar health care package that the American people don't support, it isn't bi-partisan. It's political cover," Rep Eric Cantor (R-Va.)