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Old 06-28-2006, 01:34 PM
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Default Judge Uses Penile Pump during court

Sorry guys, but surely you've already heard about the Okla. judge accused of whacking off for the past 5 years in court, during court hearing/trials, etc. And sorry, there are plenty of links but I couldn't one to the article I read yesterday that says the judge's court reporter actually made steno notes while working the trials, of a "pump noise" -- she would put a notation that stood for "sh, sh, sh, sh, sh" on and on, while he was getting his jollies off under the bench, and in court proceedings this week at his trial they actually produced the depositions and hearings transcripts which show this pumping sound noted througout. BIZARRE. She said she never came forth about it, though she had seen his wingding many times, because "she was afraid she'd wind up dead in a ditch if she ever told" -- it was a lawyer on a a murder case about a year ago that noticed the wierd pumping noise, and during a court recess snooped and found the pump under the bench. He took pictures. That's how judge Thompson got busted. Is this gross or what?
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Old 06-28-2006, 01:51 PM
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http://www.tulsaworld.com/NewsStory...._A1_Thomp33273

I didn't get link where court steno talks about noting the "shoo shoo" sounds, but here's today's article where the old geezer took the stand.
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now what will all those who already thought the justice system sucked have to say?



What's that noise?
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...he didnt suffer unduly from premature acquitals...
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Good one Nawbut !! Did you hear that this judge made many impotent decisions !!!

Speaking of impotent did anyone see where they are going to let the Limbaughger off his viagra case ??? Actually they should, that was his own little private afair !!!!
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Default gee this judge was rly trying to be hard

keep sharp judge
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I heard he was really pumped about becoming a judge, but his friends said he was inflating the importance of his position. That statement had to be thrown out: the evidence wouldn't stand up in court. Doesn't sound like a very stand-up guy to me...
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I read that twice and got it the SECOND time -- I'm not a morning person. Good one!
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I needed a good laugh! Thanks, Apot!
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