how fuel efficient are bandwagons?

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“Mayor Palin fails to have a firm grasp of something very simple: the truth.”

[Frontiersman editorial, 2/7/97]

Are we talking about the Supply Side Jesus Conservatives believe in?
Or the Demand Side Jesus of the Bible?

For Supply Side Jesus - I envision an armored strecthed limo Humvee. With full entourage of body guards, personal assistants, and publicists. How better to help the poor than provide them with jobs serving the needs of Jesus?

For the Jesus talked about in the Bible, I see public Transportation.

Ixtellor

Jesus would own and drive a bus, able to easily accommodate himself and his twelve disciples. But since Jesus rose from the dead in a glorified body, he now is not bound by time or dimension, and is quite capable of appearing at any place, at any time, without travel.

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"Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival."
Winston Churchill

So is Zeus and Captain America. I can't wait till Zeus comes back and starts kicking Ass, all greek lightning bolt style. Now a moment of silence for the death of Captain America.

Ixtellor

If by good you mean advocating socialist legislation in the name of pseudoscience.

Who ever said we should hurt our planet? I'm pretty sure everyone agrees that it'd be nice to NOT pollute so much...Am I wrong?

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"Duty is the most sublime word in our language. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee

Well, considering the fact that Jesus was male, single, middle aged, and a carpenter, and considering the quality of middle eastern roads, my guess would be some sort of truck.

100% Scientific proof is no longer required.. The moderates in the religous community is now onboard. The tide of battle has now turned irrevocably in favor of the Pro-Earth forces.


God said, `This is the sign of the covenant that I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations.' -Genesis 9:12

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"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan
The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts

I made a pact with the tooth fairy that I would aid in the planet's destruction, so it looks like theres only room for one of us; I don't know about you, but I would place my bets on the tooth fairy.