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07-28-2008, 08:55 PM
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Jesus would drive a Hummer. That just came into my mind. I don't know why.
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ACCEPTANCE IS THE ANSWER! We will knock on the door, if it does not open, we will revolt for our rights. Im a Tarte, what! you want some of this? 
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07-28-2008, 08:57 PM
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Lord, wouldn't He drive a Mercedes-Benz?
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Theodore Lamar Heiks BA, History/Political Science, Western State College of Colorado, 1984 MBA, Entrepreneurship/Marketing, City University of Seattle, 1993
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07-28-2008, 09:02 PM
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Jesus drives a JesusMobile. Specially made just for him, it has roof racks in which he can carry his cross around with him. There is also plenty of room in the back for all his disciples, cruise control and air conditioning for driving comfort, plus a Cd player so Jesus and disciples can rap out to 'doof doof' music as recorded by his father, Joseph, who after his son was born, persued a career in showbiz.
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The woman in my avatar is Cristina Scabbia and the woman in my profile picture is Tarja Turunen Sun flames and moons glow, timeless the tides will flow, what will I face, what will be mine, fortune and fate the other side... Guys, I need more credits! Half a million by end of year! Agna is making an appeal for them, but don't give them to him! Donate to ME only, please!
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07-28-2008, 09:12 PM
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Jesus would be a Luddite. He would stick with riding a donkey.
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Theodore Lamar Heiks BA, History/Political Science, Western State College of Colorado, 1984 MBA, Entrepreneurship/Marketing, City University of Seattle, 1993
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