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    Woman, 89, Dents Car With Cane, Helps Nab Pa. Duo

    NEW CASTLE, Pa. (AP) - "Pennsylvania police say an 89-year-old woman used her cane to dent the car of two people who stole her friend's purse, and authorities were able to track down the getaway car based in part on the cane's imprint.

    New Castle police Chief Thomas Sansone says the woman and her 82-year-old friend were accosted outside a pizza shop Sunday. Police say 27-year-old Jerry Brown Jr. grabbed the purse but couldn't peel away before the 89-year-old banged the car's trunk with her cane.

    Police found the car, and, based on the description of the robber - and dents
    matching the cane - arrested Brown and 21-year-old Tatiana Vargas.

    The two are jailed in Lawrence County on robbery charges and on warrants for unrelated crimes. Online court records don't list attorneys for them."

    http://netscape.compuserve.com/news/...29/APL9908.htm
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    It appears that senility and alzheimer’s didn’t play any meaningful role in the capture of two purse snatchers as an 89-year-old woman beat on the getaway car with her cane, after her 82 year old friend’s purse was snatched, the imprint of which was used to identify both the car and the purse snatchers.

    It also appeared that the two purse snatchers were outlaw T-baggers that were ousted from the local membersgip of U.S. Unlimited, a fractured arm of the T-baggers TakeDownAmerica Association for not snatching enough purses in a month, but just needed the cash to buy dinner.

    TakeDownAmerica spokesman Sarah Bachmann disputed the membership of the two purse-snatchers stating that no member of her association would resort to purse-snatching but only do banks and personal residences while working undercover as unpaid snitches for the F.B.I. The F.B.I. subsequently denied any knowledge of membership of a a purse snatching duo, or the two old women, but intimated that the C.I.A. may know the old women.

    I think the 89-year-old woman should get the ‘Old Person’s Hero Of The Month Club’s’ prestigious award which is a gold replica of an old person walking across a busy highway waving a cane, which is hugely symbolic of today’s highways.

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    lmao. Granny still got it.

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    Awesome story.

    http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/30/..._n_887586.html

    I tried clicking the provided link, but it leads to a screen requiring a username and password.

    So what's the deal with the Tea Party association?
    Political Correctness n.(Abbr. PC)- An acceptable form of thought control and suppression of free speech.

    Conservatives only fear change for the worse.

    Multiculturalism

    218 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE VOTED OBAMA

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    Quote Originally Posted by leftlegmoderate View Post
    1) Awesome story. 2) So what's the deal with the Tea Party association?
    ......

    1) ty

    2) That is what everyone's asking. I think you need to ask Karl Rove, who still has unfulfilled political ambitions that he will never be allowed to realize because of his dual citizenship with America and Germany.

    He will forever be ensconced in Faux News, working secretly behind the scenes to revolutionize America into a perfect Hitleresque Gestapo entity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_286 View Post
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    1) ty

    2) That is what everyone's asking. I think you need to ask Karl Rove, who still has unfulfilled political ambitions that he will never be allowed to realize because of his dual citizenship with America and Germany.

    He will forever be ensconced in Faux News, working secretly behind the scenes to revolutionize America into a perfect Hitleresque Gestapo entity.
    are you feeling alright?
    What you have whispered to someone behind closed doors will be shouted from the rooftops.
    If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

    Fight the future!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_286 View Post
    ......

    1) ty

    2) That is what everyone's asking. I think you need to ask Karl Rove, who still has unfulfilled political ambitions that he will never be allowed to realize because of his dual citizenship with America and Germany.

    He will forever be ensconced in Faux News, working secretly behind the scenes to revolutionize America into a perfect Hitleresque Gestapo entity.
    er, what does Rove have to do with a grannie helping stop a purse snatcher? this isn't 6 degrees of separation you know
    "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" Martin Grosse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cubed View Post
    er, what does Rove have to do with a grannie helping stop a purse snatcher? this isn't 6 degrees of separation you know
    she's confused. it was G. Gordon Liddy. he got mugged once and broke out the tail light on the getaway car with an asp.
    What you have whispered to someone behind closed doors will be shouted from the rooftops.
    If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

    Fight the future!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikezila View Post
    she's confused. it was G. Gordon Liddy. he got mugged once and broke out the tail light on the getaway car with an asp.
    Da*mn You LIDDY!!!!!! *thunderclap*
    Last edited by Cubed; Jun 26 2012 at 08:47 PM.
    "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" Martin Grosse

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    Can we get a link that doesn't require sign up?
    "Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre

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