So... Hillary's poll numbers continue to rise, and Obama is probably asking himself "I wonder how I'm going to win this thing when I'm up against Poppy Clinton's wife?"

Of course there's the vice presidency, although I'm not sure Obama really fits with Hillary, after all she's not exactly someone you can listen to Marvin Gaye with, share Ripple or a Scotch and Drambuie or a blackberry brandy with.

So, his best bet is to really stick it out, try to win. It's what you do when your white classmates constantly chide you for being black — the beast of rage against The Man gnaws at your soul.

I'm expecting the Obama campaign to turn a little dirty. Start taking swipes at Hillary's character. With a bit of a low-tech lynching, he may just yet pull this out. You just know that the thought of carjacking the presidency and controlling the fate of the country must give Obama that old "X-rated tingle."

I can see him now on that podium, "We don’t push for the truth. We push to win, praise the Lord!"

How does it feel being a racist with a vendetta against the most qualified candidate of '08?

You're a tool, and this post is nowhere near as funny as you think it is.

"OH MAN I BET OBAMA LIKES WATERMELON TOO! AND STANFORD AND SON! MAN THOSE CRAAAZY BLACKS.... AHARHARHAR"

Which part do you think is racist?

The blatantly loaded black stereotypes, the referances to lynching, to car-jacking, to pornography?

You think it's racist even though it was for the most part satire?

The whole thing was practically dripping with vitriol. There was no element of humor in there aside from snide comments on his race. So yes, congratulations, it was a racist post, and you are a racist poster. Nice work.

Yeah, I thought Fred Sanford was the only person who drank "Ripple?"

Obama has been throwing out every single dumb routine he can think of trying to get Hillary to reply and hopefully make a bigger fool of herself then he is of himself.

I won't be surprised if he starts re-emphasising his mixed race again either.

Obama isn't the "most qualified" at all.

...and yes the old man who lived at 9114 South Central, Los Angeles, California.... has more qualiftications then "I was on Time" Obama.

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"We make war that we may live in peace"
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever."
"Oderint dum metuant"
"Inartful: clear and straightforward, lacking the artistry that allows subsequent self-refutation and denial."
http://members.cox.net/neddy/bobhope_kerfuffles.wmv
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RnfflRNpwKA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j-QYIP7o2-A

I like watermelon.

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Was there any point to this thread whatsoever besides making unfunny stereotypes? If your joke sucks you just look racist.