Thread: Dolphins deserve same rights as humans, say scientists

Originally Posted by Beevee

He would then get more common sense from them than any Republican.

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Originally Posted by Beevee

He would then get more common sense from them than any Republican.

Oh, snap! What a zinger.

Originally Posted by DonGlock26

They would likely sound like a progressive:

"More free fish, More free fish, More free fish, More free fish,......."


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You are just fishing. Not a good line. Try another bait.

Fish don't have rights. case closed.

I can see giving chimps and maybe orangutans rights. They are really smart and use tools in many ways. I've read of captive chimps that have no trouble using refrigerators and stoves to prepare their food. I do think they should NOT be used in experiments. Gorillas are another story - not close to chimps in brains.

As for dolphins? Again i say - No rights for fish.

I understand when little girls believe dolphins should have "rights", but its embarassing when grown men act this way.

Originally Posted by blackrook

sometimes A Guy Can Get So Educated, He Becomes Real Stupid. If Dolphins Have The Same "rights" As Humans Then We Have To Treat Them Like Humans In All Other Respects.

A Dolphin That Kills Another Dolphin (or A Human) Should Be Tried And Punished For Murder, Including The Death Penalty If Appropriate.

A Dolphin Should Be Subject To The Income Tax. Those Dolphins Who Get Fish For Helping Fishermen Must Pay Their "fair Share."

A Dolphin Should Be Required To Pay For Health Insurance Under Obamacare.

A Dolphin Should Be Required To Serve On Juries And Subject To Subpoenas.

And All The Rest.

Legalize Gay Dolphin Marriage Now!!!

Free Willy!!!!



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Hey dolphins! Stay the (*)(*)(*)(*) out of my tuna cans!

Originally Posted by Speeders R Murderers

I can see giving chimps and maybe orangutans rights. They are really smart and use tools in many ways. I've read of captive chimps that have no trouble using refrigerators and stoves to prepare their food. I do think they should NOT be used in experiments. Gorillas are another story - not close to chimps in brains.

As for dolphins? Again i say - No rights for fish.

Wow, you realize that Dolphins are actually mammals, and its been proven that they are the smartest mammals outside of humans, and that INCLUDES chimps and orangutans. They are certainly as intelligent or moreso than right wing extremists. Thats for sure.