Mitt Romney Bus Tour To Be Tailed By Cadillac With Dog On Roof
The Huffington Post | By Arthur Delaney | 06/15/2012 2:25 pm
“As Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney tours the nation in a campaign bus, progressive activists will be tailing him in a car with a fake dog strapped to the roof.
Romney kicked off a bus tour Friday of six states in an effort to win the support of small town folks. MoveOn.org's video says the group will be close behind, mocking Romney with an "Every Millionaire Counts Tour."
"Traveling with us, of course, is our favorite dog, Seamus II," says a young lady holding a champagne glass. Then the camera reveals a stuffed dog strapped to the roof of the vehicle. "How's the weather up there?"
Animal lovers have protested Romney ever since the Boston Globe reported in 2007 that back in the early 1980s, the Romneys embarked on a 12-hour drive with the family dog, Seamus, in a crate fastened to the top of their station wagon. Though Romney has repeatedly insisted the dog loved traveling on the car roof, he said he wouldn't do it again because of "the attention it's received."
In February, a "Dogs Against Romney" activist who mocked Romney by putting a stuffed dog on his car was pulled over by Colorado police for suspected animal abuse.”
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This is the neatest little statement there ever could be, showing the depth of Mitt Romney’s animal loving habits.
We already know how he feels about suspected homosexuals from his all male private school days, where his gang grabbed a fellow student and wrestled him to the ground, then Mitt cut off his blonde locks.
Another time, another 'suspected' gay student answered the teacher’s question correctly and Mitt yelled: “Atta girl!!”
Then there was the partially blind professor that Mitt and his gang would lead down the corridor at school, open the doors for him, until they would forget to tell him there was a closed door directly in front of him, and he would crash into it, much to their hysterical laughter.
Also, Mitt had a police light he could attach to his Rambler, and he would spend evenings racing around chasing his classmates using the lights to pull them over, which of course is a felony, but what did Mitt care...his father was the governor.
But after all his years of committing pranks, jokes, and hilarious antics, Mitt Romney can never complain about this extremely clever Democratic coup about being followed on tour.
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