Thread: Latest 'zombie' eating attack: Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk

Originally Posted by The Wyrd of Gawd

This could all be part of a government chemical warfare exercise. Agents could be injecting or spiking the victims to test out the effectiveness and duration of the drug. They might start using it in the Middle East to create havoc among the populations.

Did the government also put aids in our chicken nuggets?

Originally Posted by Zosiasmom

Why do they always get naked first? Why are they hungry for flesh? What the hellity hell is going on?

The virus makes them hot. (not hawt)

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Originally Posted by leftlegmoderate

That's quite a horrifying prospect. Imagine a crop duster administering such a substance over a popular beach, or major sporting event!

That would look like a buffet dinner.


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The worst part is, it's now thought possible that bath salt could cause people to vote Democrat!!! I mean, raging zombies foaming at the mouth while consuming other people? Dudes and dudesses - is that not the sign of a Democrat voter?