I heard that they even make us AirForce types pick up our own trays and walk through the serving line to pick up our own food. That is no way to fight a war. F89SCORPION REPORTED THAT Last week they were short of oyster forks!!!

Just plain disgusted, F10SUPERSABR - USAF Ret

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"I will not take the low road to the highest office in the land" - Guess Who? You go it !

LOL. It is funny every time I hear it.

Do you know what a BAM is? Yes or no will work.

And you are not kidding about the Air Force chow halls. Oh sorry dining facilities.

I was in Japan many moons ago, we were flying over to Korea and had a long layover. Those of us that were cheap went to the chow hall. They had steaks made to order, all the food you could eat, and little signs you had to put on your tray if you got up that said "Please do not take my tray, I will return shortly."

I felt like I was eating at a five star restaurant.

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Someone hijacked my sig again.

Mmmm yeah, should be rule #1 for Airmen.. if yer gonna get killed, might as well die with a full tummy





ps
So for anyone thinking of enlisting.. go USAF. It ain't called the countryclub for nuthin'.

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"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan
The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts

Here is a typical in-flight meal from Qatar to Kuwait.

Plastic "sporks" no less.

The things I did for my Nation.

BAM?

Affirmative.

I should point out tho.. USAF needs to sponsor a better NASCAR team.
Nothing against Ken Schrader (a really nice guy).. but the guy is in 44th place out of a 46 car field.

What do you call a BAM in a bivy sack?

Bag nasty.

Bag nasty's are what we called the take out from our chowhall. You can see the similarities.

The rest of the BAM jokes will have to be done in PM. They will not do well on this board.

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Someone hijacked my sig again.

So, the anti-war crowd will look stupid why? Because people who supported the war enough to personally fight it also support it enough to ride a bus afterword? All that proves is, as George Dubya pointed out, "You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to focus on."

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War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

It's a post 9/11 world.

The ma'ams may not appreciate the humor.

psht, speak for yourself, princess.

Signed,

One of the delicate little flowers of the board

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