What is the headline story in your local newspaper today?

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"I don't think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if the king’s not doing a good job, we kill him." - George Carlin

other front page headings:

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Quote:

"I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right."

Frank Zappa

awww thanks for ruining my Tuesday morning Doug.

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Not a member of the Lesbian Mafia, but I appreciate their work.

Sorry lego!

Headline here in Vancouver is even worse- parts of the lower mainland including the suburb I live in and the airport will eventually be under water due to rising sea levels.

Anyone want to buy a house(boat)?

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"I don't think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if the king’s not doing a good job, we kill him." - George Carlin

Chávez invites SA to exploit his oil reserves

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“Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.”

In my local paper, it's "Oh my, bear incidents growing".

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JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE

Sen. Joseph Biden is in town visiting with the local retirees and jewish community.


Biden holds rally in Century Village
By Juan Ortega ,South Florida Sun-Sentinel September 2, 2008
"The voter turnout here is excellent," said Parness...introduced the candidate. "Seniors take their voter responsibility very seriously."



Biden assures older Jewish voters in Florida that Obama will be strong on Israel
By BRENDAN FARRINGTON ,Associated Press Writer September 2, 2008
DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. (AP) _ Sen. Joe Biden assured older Jewish voters Tuesday that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama will be strong on protecting Israel..

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"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan
The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts

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Aint but three things in this world thats worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.
Tom T. Hall
http://www.politicalforum.com/group.php?groupid=43

oh and of course this:

Palm Beach County; Officials struggle to clear up confusion about local election
Updated: 3:43 p.m.



Florida wouldn't be Floriduh without Palm Beach screwing up an election.

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"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan
The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts