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It's good that the Frenchies ain't hosting it.
Just imagine, seven years from now...
In Paris....
At the beginning of the 400-meter dash...
The referee firing the pistol...
Every French guy in earshot has a cardiac arrest...
Our runners trip over the fallen Frenchies...
The US sprinting team is humiliated when Turkmenistan takes the gold.
Good thing it's in London; but let's make sure our atheletes keep away from kidney pie, Twiggy, and dentists.
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