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    Quote Originally Posted by Iriemon View Post
    5 Things children know that conservatives have forgotten

    1. Share your toys with those who are less fortunate.
    2. Tell the truth.
    3. Don't be greedy.
    4. Don't make a mess and not clean it up.
    5. If you cannot say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all.
    Good Luck with that one ...
    "PAY ATTENTION STUPID! They're not coming for your guns, they're coming for your Social Security!"

    For a Good Conservative Whine goto tPF


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iriemon View Post
    5 Things children know that conservatives have forgotten

    1. Share your toys with those who are less fortunate.
    2. Tell the truth.
    3. Don't be greedy.
    4. Don't make a mess and not clean it up.
    5. If you cannot say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all.
    You should start your own thread. It would be interesting to get into these that you put down as solely conservative issues.
    Liberalism; such great ideas, they need to force you to follow them.

    Socialism is for the people, not the socialist.

    2012 = Turd sandwich vs Giant D*&che

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cigar View Post
    That's right there was an election in 2010 and the Republican where saying what?

    And as I have said to you on several other threads, everything that was a jobs bill from the house is sitting on the senate floor being denied the vote from the Senate leading obsturctionist.

    Or the fact that since the GOP took over the house and stopped the spending train from the dems to their cronies, the government has gotten more out of meddling and the unemployment has gone down.

    But you don't care, keep trolling.
    Liberalism; such great ideas, they need to force you to follow them.

    Socialism is for the people, not the socialist.

    2012 = Turd sandwich vs Giant D*&che

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildjoker5 View Post
    And as I have said to you on several other threads, everything that was a jobs bill from the house is sitting on the senate floor being denied the vote from the Senate leading obsturctionist.

    Or the fact that since the GOP took over the house and stopped the spending train from the dems to their cronies, the government has gotten more out of meddling and the unemployment has gone down.

    But you don't care, keep trolling.
    I'm sorry ... were you saying something?

    "PAY ATTENTION STUPID! They're not coming for your guns, they're coming for your Social Security!"

    For a Good Conservative Whine goto tPF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cigar View Post
    I'm sorry ... were you saying something?

    Keep the trolling alive huh? I mean you can't disagree with either of my statements, so you just try to insult. Good thing that pick doesn't apply to me, I am an indy.
    Liberalism; such great ideas, they need to force you to follow them.

    Socialism is for the people, not the socialist.

    2012 = Turd sandwich vs Giant D*&che

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iriemon View Post
    5. If you cannot say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all.
    This coming from a liberal almost made me pass out from laughing! Not that I am saying conservatives are in any way innocent. It just strikes me as the epitome of hypocricy when liberals say (*)(*)(*)(*) like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patriot911 View Post
    This coming from a liberal almost made me pass out from laughing! Not that I am saying conservatives are in any way innocent. It just strikes me as the epitome of hypocricy when liberals say (*)(*)(*)(*) like that.
    I'm sure you didn't laugh any harder than I did reading the OP!

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    But you missed some things kids know that liberals don't.

    6. When you poop in your pants it only feels good for a little while.
    7. When you shake your butt and giggle, "I won," you can't complain when your chickens come home to roost.

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    are conservativs disappointed that US unemployment rates have started to fall?
    "An era ends when its illusions can no longer be sustained" - Arthur Miller

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    Why is this under 'political issues' rather than 'humour'?

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