In a nutshell, can someone help me?

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I am the greenest Republican I know.

You aren't sure what it is the President does? I find that somewhat hard to believe.

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

1. Sit behind a desk
2. Have a bunch of people that you give orders to
3. Have some sort of slutty woman with you at all times
4. Go on TV and pretend you're doing something, or pretend that everything's all right.
5. Repeat steps 1-4 for 4 more years.

Does that help you at all?

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Believing that McAfee is going to protect you from hackers and viruses is exactly like believing that republicans can actually protect you from terrorists.

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.

Laura Bush is a sluttly woman? I did not know that.

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Twas a joke.

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Believing that McAfee is going to protect you from hackers and viruses is exactly like believing that republicans can actually protect you from terrorists.

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.

Think of a large roomful of people who vote on something.

If that "something" fails to work how the large roomful of people want, then the "President" is the one they all blame.

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There are only two things wrong with this great nation of ours, democrats and republicans!

Not necessarily in that order.