http://www.slate.com/id/2089522/ (and a few others)

Who says liberals can't be fun?

Take one drink if:
A candidate mentions an ordinary American by name
A candidate mentions Bill Clinton
A candidate mentions John Ashcroft
A candidate mentions John McCain
A candidate mentions Halliburton
A candidate mentions a member of his or her family
A candidate gives out his or her campaign Web site URL
A candidate flourishes a printout of a strategy paper or a bill he or she co-sponsored
A candidate looks into the wrong camera during introductions
A candidate speaks Spanish
A candidate refuses to answer a hypothetical question
A candidate evades the question of whether they'd vote for anything Bush would vote for.
A candidate uses the phrase "when I'm president"
A candidate promises to "support our troops"
Obama says "hope" or "change"
Hillary mentions "experience"
Any reference of the ability to speak fluent Spanish
Any time Hillary attempts to sound like a Southern African-American preacher circa 1962

Take two drinks if:
A candidate says a rival is "wrong"
A candidate says he or she is "surprised" by something a rival says
The camera catches an audience member in mid-yawn

BUZZ WORDS:
Take one drink, each time one of the following is said:
Katrina
taking our message across the country
You know that's not true
You're being disingenuous with the American people
uncalled for
bring about change



Kamikaze version: Take a drink every time a candidate mentions George W. Bush by name. (Note: This is not recommended if you have to work Friday.)

You'll be drunk quickly IF you take a drink each time EITHER one says.....

"this administration...."

ESPECIALLY Hillary.

OH....and when Hillary comes out and does that eye-popping, finger pointing thing to people in the audience either at the beginning OR at the end.....you'll be drunker than a skunk!!

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"If the President simply adds a couple of Republican solutions to a trillion dollar health care package that the American people don't support, it isn't bi-partisan. It's political cover," Rep Eric Cantor (R-Va.)

Sheesh.... dude, I count 9 shots, and that's just without hardly paying attention!

I don't I'd make it, through the entire debate, with those rules.