Stupid people love Bush
New study shows correlation between decline of IQ and rise of GOP


"Stupid people love Bush" new study proves According to the prestigious Southern California think tank, The Gluton Group, stupid people prefer President George W Bush over Senator John Kerry by a 4-to-1 margin. As Chief Resident Dr. Louis Friend characterized the results of the research, "the less intelligent you are, the more you like Bush." This landmark study, conducted over a 5 month period, involved 2400 likely voters bridging all economic stratas in the 17 states generally considered up for grabs on November 2nd. Participants were tested for intelligence, then asked to fill out a 12 page series of questions involving the Presidential candidates with results released earlier this week.

The consensus: the higher the IQ, the less people trust Bush and respect the job his administration has done. The lower the IQ, the more people admire his steadfastness. "It was pretty much a slam dunk. There's no nice way to say this. Dumb people like him. They think his unwavering nature is a positive personality trait. They even venerate him for never admitting mistakes, even when he's wrong. On the other hand, smart people think he's a lying bully. I mean, c'mon, you have a deserter accusing a decorated veteran of treason. Who's going to buy that besides stupid people?"

Preliminary results:
IQ Above 140: Kerry 80%, Bush 20%.
120-140: Kerry 65%, Bush 35%.
100-120: Kerry 54%, Bush 46%.
80-100: Bush 54%, Kerry 46%.
60-80: Bush 60%, Kerry 15%, Dale Earnhardt Jr. 25%.

Apparently Bush's good-evil, black-white philosophy resonates on an inverse relationship with higher education, whereas it became evident over the period of analysis that John Kerry's nuanced arguments are only understood by people who paid attention in any class above the 5th grade.

Doctor Friend elaborated: "It has to do with intellectual curiosity. Folks see Bush in front of a stream talking about the environment and they assume he's in favor of it, even though if you read his legislation, I'd be surprised to hear him endorse shade. This also explains why Bush gets away with pretending he doesn't know how the Senate works, allowing him to call Kerry a flip-flopper."

http://www.workingforchange.com/arti...m?ItemID=17627

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The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself. George W. Bush

The IQ of people who believe this stupid article:

IQ of 80 or below....all John Kerry supporters

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"This is a time for a national imperative not to fail in Iraq." Condoleeza Rice, January 11, 2007

It's a scientific research, silly. Of course, people with low IQ who tend to support Bush also tend not to believe in science.

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The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself. George W. Bush

Uh....Ken.....I hate to tell ya, but the article is a satire. It says so at the bottom of the article. Looks like you got snookered. How low does one's IQ have to be to have that happen?

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"This is a time for a national imperative not to fail in Iraq." Condoleeza Rice, January 11, 2007

I think JP5 nailed it. The "prestigious Gluton Group"?? Rigghhht. Authored by "Dr. Friend" himself?

I *really* hope you don't think this is scientific research, especially when it says "To read more Will Durst satire, see the Will Durst archive." at the bottom of the article...

Just once again proving many dems get their talking points from cutting and pasting.

Main Entry: sat·ire
Pronunciation: 'sa-"tIr
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough -- more at SAD
1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dicti...nary&va=satire

In other words you're absolutely right, it is indeed a satire ridiculing intelligence of bush supporters.

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The Presidential IQ Report

147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132 Harry Truman (D)
122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174 John F. Kennedy (D)
126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155 Richard M. Nixon (R)
121 Gerald R. Ford (R)
175 James E. Carter (D)
105 Ronald W. Reagan (R)
98 George H. W. Bush (R)
182 William J. Clinton (D)
91 George W. Bush (D)

http://www.lovenstein.org/report/

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The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself. George W. Bush

you got taken

Another post from another intellectual genius.

I find it very ironic that from these SAME intellectual giants within the democrat party.

That they apparently became very confused over a simple butterfly ballot that the democrat party made up, then approved in 2000. That the democrat voters in that county, could not distinguish the right hole to punch, & when they finally found it, they could not punch all the way through.

I'm just laughing too hard, and I can't seem to stop.

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"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)