With Russian President Vladimir Putin's endorsement over the weekend, President Bush is the first candidate in history to have garnered thumbs up from both Almighty God and the godless communists of the former Soviet Union.

Why try to wheedle an endorsement out of The New York Times or The Boston Globe when the former director of the KGB has such swell things to say about you? "International terrorists have set as their goal inflicting the maximum damage to Bush, to prevent his election to a second term," Putin said during a break from suppressing civil liberties in his own country.

"If they succeed in doing that, they will celebrate a victory over America and over the entire anti-terror coalition."

Hmmm. I wonder if the anti-terror coalition Putin is referring to is the same coalition Russia refused to join when Bush was desperately looking for suckers to join the U.S. and Britain in the "catastrophic success" that is the Iraq war.

Not to be outdone by a godless commie turned democrat with a small "d," God issued the following statement about President Bush through the holy offices of the Republican National Committee: "This is My candidate in whom I am well pleased. Re-elect George W. Bush or face My eternal wrath."

No less an authority on God's secret ballot than religious broadcaster Pat Robertson told viewers of the 700 Club earlier this year that the election was already in the bag and that Bush has a mandate from heaven.

"I think George Bush is going to win in a walk," Robertson said before girding his loins to sound like a Calvinist with too much predestination on his hands. "I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It's shaping up that way."

I'm guessing that if God is anything like us, he could've simply changed his mind after catching Bush's performance in the debates. As the Old Testament amply testifies, God isn't above making course corrections in response to the vicissitudes of political fortune. After all, he's been licking his finger and sticking it to the wind since Eden, alternately rescuing and smiting those who dared to call themselves the people of God.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04293/398087.stm

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The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself. George W. Bush

says to vote for Bush.... that seals it for me.

does it for me also. That is the one two punch that just convinced me. After reading the great post that jp5 who is tied into the RNC brain wave wireless download posted that Putin supports Bush and now KenLAY reports that Putin supports Bush. How can we resist ???

OK Tarvaricsh Comrade Putin !!!! da !!! ya !!!! tak !!!!! YES you Tavaricsh and JP5 said "vote for Bush" , that is it

I VOTE BUSH , he good comrade and chelocviek that Bush !!!!!! Kerry he bad man, he go Vietnam kill our good little buddies Viet Cong comrades and little tavaricshes ..... he bad man ...no vote Kerry

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"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
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sentax Flatulus wrote [quote]Nowhere in his statement does Putin say he supports Bush.[quote]

JP5 POSTED FROM SOME NEWS SOURCE
I guess you and JP5 need to get it right, because I don't have a dog in that fight........

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"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

SenaxFlatulus wrote Ar first I had hopes that you were joking. Reality soon set in. You really don't understand or recognize paraphrasing when you see it do you ? Don't know about sarcasm either ? Wow !! Have we failed our youth this badly in our education system ?

Were you one of those children left behind by Bush ?

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"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

Of course Putin knows Kerry is the better man. Putin is an intelligent human being who knows an idiot when he sees one. But he supports Bush because they are both semi-dictators in their home countries.

according Bush God ALREADY speaks through him.

Funny though, I think God knows something about subject-verb agreement