Two Neocons walk into a bar!

Two Neocons walk into a bar! One says to the other "Hay, there is a liberal. Should we notify the FBI?"

The other says "No need. I am sure the NSA has his martini bugged!"


How many Neocons does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Neocons does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They get the world to think that the changing of the light bulb is part of the war on terror and they get the United Kingdom to do it for them.


How many Neocons does it take to start a war?

How many Neocons does it take to start a war?

Just one! King Gorge!

How do the Neocons cover up a big screw up?

How do the Neocons cover up a big screw up?

They spin the story into a talking point that makes them look good on the war on terror!

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Classic American liberal