The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of p r i c k s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

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<<Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.>>

..........maybe if it's ribbed - for my pleasure.....................that would be okay.

Whoever wrote that is a genius.

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"The only thing we have to fear is four more years of George W. Bush." -Teddy Kennedy