A father passing by his daughters bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
> nicely made, and the room neat and tidy. then he saw an envelope, propped
> up
> prominently on the pillow. It was addressed.
>
> "Dad"
>
> With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
> with
> trembling hands.
>
> Dear Dad
>
> It is with regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with
> my
> new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mum.
>
> I have been finding real passion with Billy, and he is so nice, but I knew
> you would not approve of him because of all his piercings, tattoos, scabby
> motorcycle leathers, and because he is so much older than I am.
>
> But it's not only the passion, Dad.
>
> I'm pregnant.
>
> Billy said we will be very happy.
>
> He owns an old caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood and
> paraffin
> for the whole winter.
>
> We share a dream of having many more children.
>
> Billy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana dosentt really hurt
> anyone.
>
> We will be growing ot ourselves and trading it with the other commune for
> all
> the cocaine and ecstasy we can use.
>
> In the meantime we pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Billy
> can
> get better.
>
> He sure deserves it!!
>
> Don't worry Dad I'm 15 and I know how to look after myself..
>
> Someday, I'm sure we will be back to visit,so you can get to know your
> many
> grandchildren.
>
> Your loving daughter
>
> XXXXXXX
>
> P.S Dad none of the above is true.
>
> I'm over at Rebecca's house.
>
> I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
> report card on my desk.
>
> I love you !
>
> Call me when it's safe to come home

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