So, as he was designing and planning for the creation of the world, one day God consulted the Archangel Gabriel about his plans for Scotland.

"It will have green, rolling hills, beautiful forests, clear blue skies, and an ocean view beaten by none." God said.
"But Lord, " Gabriel answered, "Is that not a bit much to bestow upon a single nation? It hardly seems fair."
God smiled and said "True, but wait until you hear what kind of b@st@rds for neighbors they will have!"