A lighthearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol. III

**CanadianEye** · 06-17-2011, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Trinnity

You couldda saved me from that mental image but Nooooooooooooo. Ick.

Sorry Trin. LOL. It was actually a pretty mean statement. She has pumped out two kids, is in her fifties I assume, and, obviously not blessed with an "easy to maintain" body type.

Intelligent fashion could help her, but she seems to be in some sort of denial about the realities of the her body mass/type etc.

**Trinnity** · 06-17-2011, 12:27 PM

What the heck happened here???

SO. Here she is trying to look humble at a food bank.

All she accomplished was looking bad and worse than that, a hypocrite with the ugly expensive shoes.

More faux humbleness.

**injest** · 06-17-2011, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Cady

Here's another:

that is one heck of a ugly dress...

**Smartmouthwoman** · 06-17-2011, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Shangrila

Never took a photo of my shoes, but they are something like this.

Red and black.
Yes, splashing in puddles is a must when you have a pair of these.
Anything with heels, on the other hand, is frowned upon in this house, and will only be worn under protest.

Luv 'em! Great boots!!

Reminds me of our dept secy who got caught in a downpour leaving the office one day and lost one flip-flop (yes, we can wear ffs) and it went down the storm drain. She had to walk barefoot to the train and ON the train (ewwwww). Next morning, a coworker found it in the gutter, brought it in and gift-wrapped it for her. LOL, she still has it on her credenza, unopened.

She's since bought herself a pair of these... luv them, too!

**Smartmouthwoman** · 06-17-2011, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by 1984society

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

This Thread Is Epic.... Win!

LOL, you really have no idea how that nice it is to hear that, darlin.

Hope you'll join in with your fashion opinions! Any fav FLOTUS outfits?

**Smartmouthwoman** · 06-17-2011, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by CanadianEye

Giving this to Sarah. As a man you see, it starts at the neck area (the soft sensitive spots on a woman, that lead to the clavicles just below her neck) that travels to not overly muscled shoulders and arms.

To my eye (and I actually have a preference to black women) Sarah wins this. Michelle is bordering on severe, and that somewhat nullifes the extremely desirous soft qualities that women possess that drive men nuts.

Nice post, CE. ITA Another reason I also find Sarah's arms more attractive is because we hardly ever see 'em. Michelle's arms are definitely over-exposed in her fashion choices. For pete's sake, she wears sleeveless in February in DC!

Every woman should keep a bit of mystery about her... Michelle shows too much, too often. IMHO, of course.