This women walks into a BMW dealership. She browses
around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine
leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that
a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises
in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may
just not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

He answers........................................... ..............................



"Mada m, if you f@rted just touching it,
you're going to *** yourself when I tell you the price."