TOP TEN ways to know if your conservative
10: your voting FOR Bush instead of against him.
9: you prefer to listen to Rush Limbob instead of Dave Lettermen
8: you have a zero in your multicultural class
7: your voice is horsed (or your fingers are sore)
6: the word you hear most instead of "hi" is "intolerant"
5: no one wants to talk to you
4: your teacher doesn't want you to talk
3: after a "light" conversation your friends scowl at you
2: your idea of fun is crossing out the "NO" in "NO Iraq war"
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