Thread: A lighthearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol. IV

LOL, that is just ..... well.... funny.

Nothing like good old tabloids to bring fantasy into reality.

well I see we have neglected the FLOTUS for a while...we cant' let her get to feeling put out...lort knows what she might do!

so here is a quick shot of well...I am not sure..."Project Runway" rejects??



what IS with the ripped look thing? is she trying for 'trendy hobo' to fit in with the homeless unemployed??

is she smuggling in some more of Obama's drunk relatives under that thing??



seriously, are those braces or sandals?

IMO she has a nice back. No I mean realy, her back muscles look developed like she has been working out. Good job FLOTUS, set a good example, and keep up the good work.


She got that Suzie Orman thing going but without the vest or jacket, you know not too over the top fashon expensive, and with more skin in a buisness sort of way.

Originally Posted by injest

well I see we have neglected the FLOTUS for a while...we cant' let her get to feeling put out...lort knows what she might do!

so here is a quick shot of well...I am not sure..."Project Runway" rejects??



what IS with the ripped look thing? is she trying for 'trendy hobo' to fit in with the homeless unemployed??

is she smuggling in some more of Obama's drunk relatives under that thing??



seriously, are those braces or sandals?

Wonder what the occassion was for that orangy outfit - as you said, it looks ripped....... maybe that's the latest style?

I think the bottom pix was taken when she was in Brazil and someone said that white gunny-sack thingy looks like a deflated parachute......

It bothers them, cuz it's hard defending this Marxist FAIL couple. They suck SO bad....

Originally Posted by Trinnity

It bothers them, cuz it's hard defending this Marxist FAIL couple. They suck SO bad....

Do you think about the things you are going to write before you write them?

Originally Posted by Trinnity

It bothers them, cuz it's hard defending this Marxist FAIL couple. They suck SO bad....

I ... Don't know..., they do not look jewish to me, none of the Marx brothers were black.

Some people just don't like balck, because it goes with everything. And it can make fat people look slimmer.

I know you've all been wondering why we haven't heard much outta Michelle for awhile. Rumor has it, she had 'some work' done. According to the Mirror, strictly for medical reasons, though. Uh huh.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Behold: the Lightbringer

You’ll be glad to hear that Lady M will be back in circulation as of Sunday’s National Day of Service. I know you’ve all been talking and speculating about the “work” she’s had done over the summer: everything from liposuction to rhinoplasty to jaw reshaping. Let me just dispel those silly rumors once and for all.

First of all, she did not have her jaw reconstructed. Are you kidding me? That requires that you have your jaws wired shut for 3 months. No eating? No yelling? No way.

She may or may not have had her nose “freshened” up a bit - for medical reasons you understand. Nothing major, as you can clearly see for yourself:

Just a little subtle shaping. To help her breath easier.

Anyway, as of Sunday, Lady M will be ready to pay to play again. She will be following her own advice and performing community service all day long. First she and Big Guy will visit New York, Pennsylvania and the Pentagon: each of the three sites where 10 years ago to the day Muslim terrorists may or may not have piloted airplanes into a series of unscheduled hard landings.

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Breathing is important.

Our frugal first lady wears a recycled dress from 2008 to listen to hubby's big speech on jobs. She did spluge on a new belt that's not a boob belt. Maybe wearing a dress from 2008 brings back all those shivers up the leg everybody had for hope & change 3 yrs ago?

Artist's Rendering

She must really like this dress, huh?

She looks good in it. she does purple well. But what is up with the purple doll, it looks like former SOS Cunniglius Rice.