Thread: Pres. Obama joke

I now know why Obama's new campaign slogan is "Forward". It's because he does not want you to look back and see how much the dollar was worth last year, or how much you were paying for a gallon of gas, nor does he want you to remember when you actually had a job. We are "progressing" don't ya know.

Originally Posted by montra

I now know why Obama's new campaign slogan is "Forward". It's because he does not want you to look back and see how much the dollar was worth last year, or how much you were paying for a gallon of gas, nor does he want you to remember when you actually had a job. We are "progressing" don't ya know.

We paid less for gas last year than we did under Bush.
The dollars was worth as much as under Bush, and it is now worth MORE than under Bush.

What's your point?

Recently the Supreme Court indicated that Obamacare would be struck down and declared unconsitutional. In response and red faced, Obama said that the term "Obamacare" is incorrect, it is really "Bidencare".

Originally Posted by Sadanie

We paid less for gas last year than we did under Bush.
The dollars was worth as much as under Bush, and it is now worth MORE than under Bush.

What's your point?

Oh look, it's a progressive. You see I can always tell cause they only look forward. History is but a mystery to them. They think things like people, such as Marx, had a positive influence historically.

All I can say is that you better turn things over to Romney PDQ. That way the total collapse can occur under a Republican president.

A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

The Bartender asks .... "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

Originally Posted by April flowers

Flying on Air Force One, Pres. Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy!" Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!" Hearing their exchange, the pilot of the plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy!"

That's a good joke, especially since you can pretty much swap Obama for any political leader.

Originally Posted by April flowers

Flying on Air Force One, Pres. Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy!" Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!" Hearing their exchange, the pilot of the plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy!"

HaHa!

Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, George, how can I help this country?"



Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!"



Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time it's Thomas Jefferson's ghost! "Tom, how can I help this country?"



Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!"



Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost. He says, "Abe how can I help this country?"



Abe replies, "Go see a play."