No Jesus,

No Wal-Mart,

No television,

No cheerleaders,

No baseball,

No football,

No basketball,

No hockey,

No golf,

No tailgate parties,

No Home Depot,

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs,

No burgers,

No lobster,

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,

No gumbo,

No jambalaya,

No chocolate chip cookies,

No Christmas.


Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

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