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    Depressed?

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called a Suicide Hotline.

    I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

    Folks, we're screwed!!
    JUDEA & SAMARIA are clear and unquestionably JEWISH!

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    Yup... Pretty Much....

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