Inevitably, purchase of this item will lead to a crime wave by slightly overweight to obese white Republicans in the 55 - 90 demographic in their trailer parks.
Crimes may include the following.
Vandalism of pro Obama bumper stickers.
Theft of the confederate flag flying in front of the single wide down the street.
Taking of aluminum cans out of the neighbor's recycling bin.
SJW noun noun: SJW; plural noun: SJW's 1.A term for folks not holding sufficient levels of anti black, anti immigrant, anti Muslim, or anti gay sentiment.
Fake news noun 1. Any news article or posting that accurately reiterates the words or actions of Donald Trump where he makes himself appear small, petty, vindictive, unknowing, disinterested, misogynistic, creepy, dishonest, or backtracking.