The 2012 Racist's Debate Handbook

**Think for myself** · Jun 13 2012, 06:12 AM

Out of the satirical mind of some brilliant and handsome guy came this gem.

1. Take a localized event involving a localized crime allegedly committed by a black person. Follow it with a commentary about how crime by blacks is out of control. Bonus points if you do not mention race, but make sure there is a picture of the black offender at your link, therby giving you plausible (kind of) deniability that your bias is race based.

2. Ignore the first person who points out that violent crime as a whole is in decline. Facts do not matter and certainly will hinder your argument.

3. Blame Obama. Forget about the fact that it has nothing to do with Obama, but certainly blame crime committed by blacks on Obama. After all, he is half black, so he must have some kind of control over it.

4. Ask why Holder is doing nothing about this invented issue. Ignore the fact that the DOJ is not tasked with local crime.

5. Call Obama and Holder racist. Though there is not a shred of evidence to suggest such, and it has nothing to do with anything, it does make you look like a victim and that is what is important here.

6. Bring up the New Black Panther Party. Again, it has nothing to do with anything, but it shows, well, something.

7. Claim that localized crime is a result of “Chicago style politics”. Even though the crime may be located elsewhere in the country. Note: Bonus points if you post a story about a crime that happened in Chicago.

8. Lament loudly about her not being hate crime charges filed. Ignore the fact that blacks are disproportionally represented as alleged offenders in hate crimes. More importantly, ignore the fact that the crime itself shows no evidence of bias. Absence of hate crime charges even when there is no hate crime committed further demonstrates how whites are discriminated against.

9. Ponder if this summer crime is going to be worse than last summer.

10. Refer to black criminals as Democratic voters. Ignore the fact that most criminals do not vote or belong to political parties.

11. Ask repeatedly where the “race hustlers”, Sharpton and Jackson, are. Ignore the fact that the case has been solved and the criminal caught.

12. Ignore any and all economic contributors to crime and blame out of wedlock births, welfare, and melanin content of skin.

13. Claim this is the end result of the war on poverty.

14. Post a link to the heavily edited video of the moronic alleged Obama voters.

15. Repeat the steps as often as possible.

**PatriotNews** · Jun 13 2012, 06:16 AM

All very funny until you are robbed at gunpoint by two black guys.

**Smartmouthwoman** · Jun 13 2012, 06:21 AM

Thx for sharing your handbook, TFM. Very insightful.

**SFJEFF** · Jun 13 2012, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by Think for myself

Out of the satirical mind of some brilliant and handsome guy came this gem.

1. Take a localized event involving a localized crime allegedly committed by a black person. Follow it with a commentary about how crime by blacks is out of control. Bonus points if you do not mention race, but make sure there is a picture of the black offender at your link, therby giving you plausible (kind of) deniability that your bias is race based.

2. Ignore the first person who points out that violent crime as a whole is in decline. Facts do not matter and certainly will hinder your argument.

3. Blame Obama. Forget about the fact that it has nothing to do with Obama, but certainly blame crime committed by blacks on Obama. After all, he is half black, so he must have some kind of control over it.

4. Ask why Holder is doing nothing about this invented issue. Ignore the fact that the DOJ is not tasked with local crime.

5. Call Obama and Holder racist. Though there is not a shred of evidence to suggest such, and it has nothing to do with anything, it does make you look like a victim and that is what is important here.

6. Bring up the New Black Panther Party. Again, it has nothing to do with anything, but it shows, well, something.

7. Claim that localized crime is a result of “Chicago style politics”. Even though the crime may be located elsewhere in the country. Note: Bonus points if you post a story about a crime that happened in Chicago.

8. Lament loudly about her not being hate crime charges filed. Ignore the fact that blacks are disproportionally represented as alleged offenders in hate crimes. More importantly, ignore the fact that the crime itself shows no evidence of bias. Absence of hate crime charges even when there is no hate crime committed further demonstrates how whites are discriminated against.

9. Ponder if this summer crime is going to be worse than last summer.

10. Refer to black criminals as Democratic voters. Ignore the fact that most criminals do not vote or belong to political parties.

11. Ask repeatedly where the “race hustlers”, Sharpton and Jackson, are. Ignore the fact that the case has been solved and the criminal caught.

12. Ignore any and all economic contributors to crime and blame out of wedlock births, welfare, and melanin content of skin.

13. Claim this is the end result of the war on poverty.

14. Post a link to the heavily edited video of the moronic alleged Obama voters.

15. Repeat the steps as often as possible.

Thanks- that is so wonderfully true....