Thread: The most offensive joke you know?

Where can an abused woman go for help?

Back in the kitchen if she knows what is good for her.



What do you call a brunette standing between two blonds?

An interpreter.


I wonder why so many people died in Japan after the nuclear disaster after the tsunami. You would think they would be used to all that radiation by now.

A young hillbilly couple were having a little slowdown in their sex lives so the attactive young spouse decided to buy some crotchless panties.

When the young man came home he found his young wife spread eagle on their bed wearing only the crotchless panties.

" want some of this?", she says.

"Heck no" was his reply..."after seein what its done to them panties I don't want none of that!"

I cant belive im about to tell this joke.

Whats the hardest part about eating bald (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)?

Putting the diaper back on.

How do you stop 5 n*ggers from raping a white chick?

Throw them a basketball

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.

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How do you make an Injun starve?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Again, back to the 70's.


Why were so many blacks killed during Vietnam?

Because when someone yelled "get down", they all jumped up and started dancing.

So we're having club elections in school one day, and being an almost an all girls club, only girls get elected in. So I say to the teacher who's running the club. "Guys, the males are an oppressed minority. I demand affirmative action."

She looks to me and says "Kranes, you're white and male, you're not an opprssed minority.

Originally Posted by Kranes56

So we're having club elections in school one day, and being an almost an all girls club, only girls get elected in. So I say to the teacher who's running the club. "Guys, the males are an oppressed minority. I demand affirmative action."

She looks to me and says "Kranes, you're white and male, you're not an opprssed minority.

I don't get it.

Originally Posted by SpaceCricket79

I don't get it.

Because only girls won all positions, I asked for AA. She says that we're not an oppressed minority.

Originally Posted by Kranes56

Because only girls won all positions, I asked for AA. She says that we're not an oppressed minority.

But how's that an offensive joke?

In the Garden of Eden, Eve goes down to the river to wash up after having sex with Adam....A booming voice comes from above....(*)(*)(*)(*) it, now the fish are going to smell like that!!!!