The Barrack Hussein Obama bin Laden campaign will be handing out free Kool Aid after your vote on Tuesday. Out the door, line on the left, one cup each. There hasn't been this kind of rush on Kool Aid since Jim Jones decided to throw a party in Guyana.

I don't know about you, but I can't remember a time when so many Americans were duped by a dubious man with dubious credentials and even more dubious acquaintances (although a man from Hope does come to mind).

Who knew that a man could speak so eloquently of hope and change and touch the hearts and minds of so many of the heartless and mindless nincompoops who flock to him in droves like so many lemmings over a cliff?

What would people say if they only knew that the emperor had no clothes, would they finally realize that he is only an empty suite?

When has there ever been a candidate for office who has done so little, for so few, so often?

Why will the rest of us have to suffer for the naivet'e of the ignorance of others?

How will the people who voted for this man feel when they reach in their pockets to find the only change they have is more of the same empty promises of the liberal politicians have given to them in the past?

What's funny is that if this guy gets into office, once he's out you'll have a hard time finding anyone who voted for him.

Won't be funny if Obama bin Laden after his inaugeration announces that he really is a closet Muslim, that he really does hate America, and he is surrendering to al-Qeada? It may sound far fetched but come on, is it?

What if he keeps his promise to bomb Afganistan? Would you finally find support an American military offensive because it's a democrat?

Does anyone really believe he can pass a National Health care plan that many people don't want?

Does anyone really think that in a time of record national debt that what we really need is a big spender, big government liberal?

Anyone else have any ironic thoughts?

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"We should Invade Their Countries, Kill Their Leaders, and Convert Them to Christianity." Ann Coulter
There is a fine line between a subtle nuance and an extreme dichotomy! - PatriotNews

I can, his name is George W. Bush! And he was far more dubious! Obama is a self made man, who went to Harvard Law! George W. Bush had one credential to be president, his dad was president! Which is a very good credential!

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R.I.P. Molly, I miss you every day!!



Im a Tarte, what! you want some of this?



"Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead." -Thomas Paine

PatriotNews sure typed a lot of words without saying anything. How does he do it?

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America's Enemies Are Not Mine

All wars represent a failure of diplomacy

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” - Stephen Roberts.

George W. went to Harvard and Yale. He ran businesses, was an investor, and Governor of a State. Chief executive experience that Obama bin Laden can't claim.

Besides, if you'll notice, this is in the humor and satire forum so, LIGHTEN UP MAN!

That goes for you too Nicaragua!

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"We should Invade Their Countries, Kill Their Leaders, and Convert Them to Christianity." Ann Coulter
There is a fine line between a subtle nuance and an extreme dichotomy! - PatriotNews

Ignorant?

I see you also use empty promises or allusions to express your views also.

I'm one, it wasn't that hard.

I would support a war if we were attacked. If not, I would not support it.

Yes. If he turns out to be a decent president, you would still be against him.



A self proclaimed patriot who belittles a candidate for the highest office in the land, accusing him of the same level of infamy as Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. A patriot, eh?

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"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." - Alexander Pope

howdy, parrotnews!

i like your jokes.

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What really cracks me up is how people think it's clever and smart to continue to bring up Obama's middle name with every second breath. Like it makes a difference at ALL to ANYTHING. I am just marvelling at how quickly these people would shut their mouths if his name was Barack Reagan Obama. In fact, I think I would like to see those same people try their hardest to unswallow their tongues.

It's so sad. Is that all ya got? Really? Is it?

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We've got rules and maps and guns in our backs, but we still can't just behave ourselves. Even if to save our own lives, we are a brutal kind. The Shins

Lighten up y'all. Tell a joke about how old McCain is or something. Don't get so offended for cripes sake.

Okay lemme do it, McCain is so old, by the time he is out of office he'll be collecting Social Security...hahahaha

Wha???

He already is collecting Social Security?

hahahahahaha

Man that dude is old!

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"We should Invade Their Countries, Kill Their Leaders, and Convert Them to Christianity." Ann Coulter
There is a fine line between a subtle nuance and an extreme dichotomy! - PatriotNews

I was sure this was going to be about the tinfoil hat crew that still think Iraq had anything to do with al qaeda.


It's pretty funny when people throw stones from glass houses.