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Old 08-05-2004, 09:15 PM
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Default John Kerry is a Pimp?!?!?!?

John Kerry is a Pimp...

reason why=

he raised 2 popular ladies that seems to attract all the guys!!!!



DO YOU AGREE??? OR NOT??
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Old 08-05-2004, 09:25 PM
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Kerry will be a liberal loser again in NOV.
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That's a bit redundant don't you think?
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John Kerry is a Pimp...

reason why=

he raised 2 popular ladies that seems to attract all the guys!!!!



DO YOU AGREE??? OR NOT??
Does that make Dubya a bartender because he raised 2 popular ladies who have been falling down drunks since they were teenagers?

I find it funny that Republican ideologues like Ann Coulter scorn the left because they can't keep up with the intelligence of the right so they resort to personal insults, but as we have seen from you and "the Blue Moderator" directly above, the right seems incapable of any debate that doesn't include (1) personal insults, or (2) post after post of saying "you can't prove President Bush did that" or "you can't prove that president Bush thought that."

I bash Bush at every turn, but my attacks are against his grossly incompetent performance as a corrupt businessman and arrogantly inept blundering as President. If we were going to choose a president based on the morals of the candidate's daughters, it seems likely that Bush would be in real trouble.
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A jokester with scruples. You gotta' admire that.

PJ, you have to be one of the most complex people on this board. Surely you can put your mind to flourishing here without getting all depressed about it can't you? Are you in search of a place where your ideas won't be challenged?

If you make assertions that state "Bush said...." or "Bush thinks..." you should be prepared to back that up. If it's not me, then there will be others who will challenge your ideas.
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Default No, John Kerry is a GIGOLO....

Not a pimp.

I know, prostitution can be confusing. All these funny names.

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Default Okay I have a question....

Pimp = Madame

Ho = Giggolo

Gold digger = ?

If a woman marries a man for his money, she's called a gold digger. What's the male equivalent term?

You gotta' hand it to the trade of prostitution. Gender equality is the norm in this "vocation".
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Default According to askmen.com,

But lately, "gigolo" has been used to include any man who enters a relationship with a woman under false pretenses in order to get his hands on her money. In other words, he is the male version of the gold digger (or as I call her: The Mercenary).



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Default And, this article has particular relevance to our boy, Kerry

From the link above:

Step One
Adhere to a strict selection process. You may think the gigolo was born with extraordinary powers of persuasion, but his real power comes from the way he profiles and targets only the kind of women who make his job easy: women with low self-esteem.

He only spends his time on (employed) homely and matronly women who need love and attention in a big way; they alone can be successfully smothered with verbiage. A gigolo is gifted at smelling out this type, and once he does, he moves on to..

Follow a reliable, predetermined strategy. This is where the snake becomes the charmer -- he starts telling the woman how thin and beautiful she is. Secure women would immediately recognize this buttering up as a con game (which is why he screens them out) but women with low self-esteem fall for it every time.

Now, he's ready to give his poverty speech, which makes the woman dive for her checkbook. Usually, men are the ones who throw money at problem relationships, but insecure women are an interesting exception to this rule.

Because she's afraid to lose him, the woman gives him "loans" with very favorable terms. She tells him: "You can pay me back once you get back on your feet." Bad move -- snakes don't have feet!

In a nutshell, the gigolo's love strategy is to draw the woman in with strokes until she offers him her wallet. In time, he can expect new clothes, free dinners and a beautiful watch to come his way. What a guy!

The gigolo's plan is to coolly monitor his progress. If a gigolo realizes he isn't getting the combination to the safe, he casually drops the woman and moves on (How many of you guys out there are able to do the same to a beautiful woman when she breaks a date with you? I admit it's easier to drop a woman when you have no feelings for her to begin with!).

The gigolo doesn't allow his emotions to cloud his perceptions and actions; he always keeps his eye on the prize.

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Does this remind anyone of Kerry's strategies with the American public in this election?

1) Target in on the goal.

2) Tell the public what they want to hear.

3) If a tactic isn't working, change it.

hmmm.

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PJ, you have to be one of the most complex people on this board. Surely you can put your mind to flourishing here without getting all depressed about it can't you? Are you in search of a place where your ideas won't be challenged?
I like to be challenged and I like to be complex. I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; or whatever it was that Churchill remarked about Russia.

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you make assertions that state "Bush said...." or "Bush thinks..." you should be prepared to back that up. If it's not me, then there will be others who will challenge your ideas.
Are you sure you are replying to the right post? I didn't say anything in my post about Bush saying anything or Bush thinking anything.

And to use the immortal words of President Meathead as insurgents were killing our soldiers in a war that had no use or need, "bring 'em on."
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