Dudes! We just cant have Obama in the White house...

#1 He will have brothas hanging on the porch all day and night!
#2 Secret service guys will have to keep their pants half down!
#3 Other world leaders will not understand ,what he be sayin!
#4 Chicken bones and watermelon seeds will be everywhere!!
#5 All the white woman will get raped!
#6 Welfare will get all our defence money!
#7 He will demand that all other countries owe him something!
#8 Martin luther king will be delcared our new God!
#9 Drug dealers will be able to collect unemployment!
#10 All white police officers will mysteriously vanish!

Is this seriously the best you can do?

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Job 13:5 (New International Version)
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.

Catz Waah? I thought what you posted were good.

Top reasons not to read your list

1.) It is a waste of time

2.) It is stupid

3.) It is in the humor section, but is not funny!


I could do more, but it isn't worth it!

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Im a Tarte, what! you want some of this?



"Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead." -Thomas Paine

Oh yes of course Frodly, Let me guess you are a WHITE woman in you late 30's early 40's

wrong!!!!!!!!

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Im a Tarte, what! you want some of this?



"Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead." -Thomas Paine

If you think it is not totally inappropriate, perhaps I will re-post it.

For the African American folks in the forum, it is not my point to offend, but to demonstrate to valor the difference between humor and stupidity....I'll try to remember what I wrote.+

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Job 13:5 (New International Version)
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.

Changes we might see if Obama is elected...

#1 He will have brothas hanging on the portico all day and night!
#2 Secret service guys will be dressing in Sean Jean.
#3 Peace negotiations will be conducted in gangsta rap!
#4 New budget line items for the white house will include: pimpin' clothes, hos, and bling!
#5 All the white women will be expected to grow ghetto booties!
#6 The presidential limo will be rollin' lowered on white walls.
#7 He will demand that all other countries owe him 40 acres and a mule!
#8 He will insist on new closets in the white house for slick shoes and colored suits!
#9 Oprah will be appointed secretary of the posterior!
#10 Dick Cheney will be living in the spare bedroom since he's a cuz.

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Job 13:5 (New International Version)
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.

David Letterman's - Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers.

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.

9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT IN THE TURNS.

8 ) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WITH ONE HAND WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS WITH THE OTHER.

6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE EARNHARDT JR. WHEN HE PITS.

5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS AREN'T IN NASCAR:

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.

You credit this to Letterman, but I don't believe this is his work. Do you have a source?

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Job 13:5 (New International Version)
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.