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Old 03-30-2008, 10:38 AM
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but you are a dying breed...you will have 2.5 million by 2050..whereas Republic of Kosovo has already 2.9 million and its population grows 230,000 per year....How is it gonna do? ...your birthrate is negative, below 0....1 in 6 women in serbia breed....

Average Kosovar has 5.5 kids...you are out of your mind..

I have 7 siblings...I have 54 first counsins, half of them married, already 2 or 3 kids...

how many do you have?
your post is a good reason to stop marrying your cousins spread your genetic pool or you will get moreI can understand your difficulty, not many people from the outside world visit Kosovo or Albania, but keeping it in the Family is naughty, dont you still have sheep and a pair of wellington boots, the old Albanian love song, baa, baa, black sheep do you want some ery!
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but you are a dying breed...you will have 2.5 million by 2050..whereas Republic of Kosovo has already 2.9 million and its population grows 230,000 per year....How is it gonna do? ...your birthrate is negative, below 0....1 in 6 women in serbia breed....

Average Kosovar has 5.5 kids...you are out of your mind..

I have 7 siblings...I have 54 first counsins, half of them married, already 2 or 3 kids...

how many do you have?
Exelent.I only have few question.When albanians are deported from west europa to kosovo,what will you eat?Becouse there are many jobs in kosovo.
So many people make you powerful,just like albania
If you have that much populatio you will starve.
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:29 AM
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your post is a good reason to stop marrying your cousins spread your genetic pool or you will get moreI can understand your difficulty, not many people from the outside world visit Kosovo or Albania, but keeping it in the Family is naughty, dont you still have sheep and a pair of wellington boots, the old Albanian love song, baa, baa, black sheep do you want some ery!

sorry..but albanians ARE Not allowED to marry cousins.....not even your distant ones..it's forbidden, a deadly sin.......not even your 6th distant cousin is allowed....it has to be above 8th cousin or untraceable to your family..we don't mix with cousin..be careful..on that......

yea..i have 7 siblings, you have a problem:..here are their names: Pal, Gjon, Mrika, Zana, Kristina, Albana and Antoneta...

what is your problem?
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:31 AM
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Exelent.I only have few question.When albanians are deported from west europa to kosovo,what will you eat?Becouse there are many jobs in kosovo.
So many people make you powerful,just like albania
If you have that much populatio you will starve.
we will overbreed you serbs....by hundreds of millions...don't worry..there are 120 million Japanese, are they starving?
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sorry..but albanians do not allow to marry cousins.....not even your distant ones..it's forbidden, a deadly sin.......not even your 6th distant cousin is allowed....it has to be above 8th cousin or untraceable to your family..we don't mix with cousin..be careful..on that......

yea..i have 7 siblings, you have a problem:..here are their names: Pal, Gjon, Mrika, Zana, Kristina, Albana and Antoneta...

what is your problem?
I believe you, We are trying to get to pristina in sept to visit our relatives, a mixed marriage k/serb to k/albanian, the tales they tell! How are the sheep?

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hahahahahahaa.................good jokes..but just telling you that we have strong family values when it comes to marriage....
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