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Because sheep can hear zippers!
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Because sheep can hear zippers!
good one, at least the Welsh are "up front" with there desires(geography has never been a Welsh passion)

What do you call a Scotsman with more than one sheep? BIGAMIST
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Its the Welsh that love the sheep!
whats love got to do with it

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?



Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
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Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?

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If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?
Only if their last name is McGregor, McDonald or McPhearson.
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Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
I must say BB I prefer the song sung by Jagger "Sympathy for the Devil" the part of the lyric writen by two "GlasGays" Ben Doon and Phil McCavity, that resonates with me goes Please allow me to introduce myself im a man of wealth and taste!
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