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Old 04-01-2008, 06:36 PM
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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

a true story!

funny as hell!
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No doubt it's funny. But I wonder what made you search for Serbian funny stories?

You are more funny than your story.
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No doubt it's funny. But I wonder what made you search for Serbian funny stories?

You are more funny than your story.
Perhaps he wants to spread his wings, sheep are boring after a while
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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

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He got what he deserbed.
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sheep are boring after a while
how do you know?...


You must have had a lot of experience with sheep
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No doubt it's funny. But I wonder what made you search for Serbian funny stories?

You are more funny than your story.
Maybe he was looking up "sex with hedgehogs."
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You must have had a lot of experience with sheep
you're a "she", aren't you?
I'm just curious to know, because everybody keeps calling you "he", but I remember you mentioned somewhere that you're female.
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What hedgehog is? Is it a name of Albanian person?
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