I consider myself a Christian, I mean, I don't go to church or nothing. But I believe in God and all that crap...

Why do Christians feel the need to bring up something they know makes everyone uncomfertable?


I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.


Yeah, I'd rather you not...


Would they pull that crap on The Pope?

Hey Pope, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.


Easy there! I keep work at work. ....Weirdo....


Or like those Christians who were praying for Pope John Paul. Why?!


If he needs praying for, then we're all screwed.

Give me a clue?

Basically because you don't think of science as it should be thought of junior.

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

Have you studied the shift of the stars within the past 4 weeks?

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

What they hey?

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

So you think no Christian can relieve your boredom?

Its a softball

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

Science should not eat itself.

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

First of all honey, get rid of your emotions.

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

Lets eat christians.

Only if they taste like chicken