They should do a version of 'If a Black Were President'.


It would be ten times funnier with the negro answering questions at a press conference in ebonics leaving the journalists scratching their heads in confusion.

He would smoking crack in the Oval Office with some crack-ho giving him some 'head' while Kanye West and Reverend Wright remind him of how much whitey hates negroes....and how much negroes hate whitey.

Then we could watch him get served with 25 paternity suits from 24 different women and claim [in unintelligible ebonics] "I bib not hab thexual welations with them hos, muther (*)(*)(*)(*)er".

After that, we'll fly in his Marine One Helicopter to all disaster areas so he can loot Wal-Marts while all the smart white folks are driving away from the flood. On the way back to the White House we'll swing by a Church's Chicken so he can get a late night snack.

The thing is even if Hillary wins we won't have a woman president.

Maybe a transvestite president...

Ooh! Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

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A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton

...............................well

lmao Enland has to take back Elton John lmao

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Aint but three things in this world thats worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.
Tom T. Hall
http://www.obamatruth.org/

oh!

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credit card processing services -"leading you towards increasing cash flow."

Dave Chappelle did a skit like that:

http://www.thetravisty.com/Chappelle...Black_Bush.htm

Billy Bob your intolorent and racist. What obscene remarks.

Chappelle's Black Bush was the best.

Luckily, Hillary surely has gone through menopause by now.

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